“How have you been, Sarah Jessica Parker? I haven’t seen you since the “Entourage” wrap party.”
Shouldn’t the horse’s ass be BEHIND the horse?
BULLZ EYE! Well played.
Not when things are all ass-about-face.
Only someone with blinders could mistake that for his real hair.
To be honest, Smithers, I find you far less interesting since I quit drinking.
“No, I do that on the first date.”
I’ll suck yours if you suck mine!
I thought for certain Teen Mom would’ve been the first to get to the “Horse Porn” phase of their career, but what do I know?
“I say Camilla, have you seen Charles?”
“What’s that, Mr. Ed? No, you can’t have your hair back.”
“I always keep chilled gin in water bottles just for occasions such as these. Now get your hairy ass in gear or we won’t have time for a dance or two…”
No you can’t have your hair back, I’m not done with it!
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