superficial

  1. She thanks god every day that boxing doesn’t allow for punching in the dick. She won’t know what she’ll do with herself if that Anaconda was damaged.

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    I thought her boyfriend died from being run the fuck over, plus about 250 gunshot wounds.

  3. That’s the face of a woman for whom walking is painful.

  4. ThisWillHurt

    “No one told me implants go hard. Ouch!”

  5. George P Burdell

    Hurt so good.
    Come on baby, make it hurt so good.
    Sometimes love don’t feel like it should.

  6. Off screen the Dinklage holds her hand, looks down at her and comments “those are some nice titties”

  7. Vlad

    These implants are heavy!

  8. Keeter

    “‘Cause, you know… Pat Sajak is a pretty decent guy, I must say…”

  9. The fallout from last night’s surprise buttsecks.

  10. “I do say, these dicks here are decidedly un-giant.”

  11. “I really wish Wladimir believed in abstinence leading up to a boxing match. I’m so sore I can hardly walk.”

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