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  1. B&WMinstrel

    The Foreman S… We call it the Humvee of fat people’s wheelchairs.

  2. I would expect that the only vehicles that could carry then both are ones built for rough terrain or military service.

  3. General June Shannon of the 1st Mechanized Buffet Scouts, vanguard of the Georgia Waffle House Grenadiers.

  4. Putting a fat woman on an ATV never ends well…except for Daniel Tosh

  5. Yaar

    “Faster! That pig’s getting away and that’s tomorrow morning’s pre-breakfast!”

  6. Cock Dr

    Isn’t this her honeymoon? Seems appropriate.

  7. Still sexier than Kim. I’d slap those cankles and ride that wave in.

    • Kim K. looks pretty rugged, especially as of late. But I would rather fuck her corpse than let either of these two get close enough to touch me.

      On the other hand, once that young one packs some tits on that frame. Hmmmmm…

  8. I think that daughter is either Bunny Foo Foo or Cunny Goo Goo.

  9. What obesity epidemic?

  10. How the hell are they keeping the front wheels on the ground?

  11. “TO WALMART!!”

  12. Look, ladies, the padded safety suits won’t do you much good if you don’t wear helmets, too.

  13. Swearin

    I’m pretty sure this is how all jerky is made

  14. I’m pretty sure that vehicle needs another axle to comply with DOT weight distribution guidelines.

  15. Oh the beauty of obesity. my god the kids shoes are bursting at the seams from those thigh sized cankles.

  16. Jenn

    I smell BBQ, go left, left I said! No damnit, your other left, toward where Uncle Cousin Billy Bob is making shine. Wait, that could explain the BBQ smell. Hmm. Oh well, he’ll be good and marinated.

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