It must suck when your 50 year old mom is 10 times hotter than you.
Unfortunately Demi was never hot – just a convincing illusion created by photography. Weird shaped fake breasts, zero curves, and a deep husky man-voice. Then again, I’m sure some consider miley redneck pretty hot…
Demi didn’t always have fake breasts and, in fact. her real ones were a couple of absolute beauties.
greedy bitch needs to share some of her plastic surgery money with her daughters.
Come on mom, I’ve set you up with a playdate with Madonna.
I can’t decide which one is more embarrassed.
I was thinking More Pathetic
“Hold on, Ashton. There people with cameras are still taking my picture.”
“C’mon, Mom. Casper Smart is inside with the coke and your vodka.”
Is actually embarrassed by her offspring? (:
“C’mon, mom, let’s go get our picture taken!”
“Noooooooo, this is embarrassing!”
after a three day coke binge, it’s hard to unclench the teeth.
Nice to Demi and Bruce getting along again.
It’s so sad when they’re blinded by their shattered career and have to be led around by a service animal.
I didn’t know Bruce and Demi got back together. Does Bruce’s pregnant wife know about this?
Demi has that “Yes, I know that all of my kids are brutally ugly so stop telling me about it already” look on her face.
“It’s a shame about the face..”
“Yeah, Rumer got the short end of the stick in the looks department.”
“I meant Demi.”
Goddamn hair looked like boobs in the thumbnail…
Someone tell Demi that the hair and sunglasses combo is awfully close to Ozzy’s look.
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