superficial

  1. No one dared question why Sally Field demanded that she be allowed to take home the Spidey outfit.

  2. My ballsack is less wrinkly than her wattle. At least after a hot shower. All bets are off after a cold swim.

  3. JimBB

    She and Katie Holmes must share custody of the same very tiny bottle of shampoo.

    • Urbanspaceman

      It’s a little game celebs play, going out in public looking ridiculous and noting how many people think they’re super-trendy and how many do not. It’s harmless fun for them.

  4. Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

  5. Natty Ice

    “Mwah-hahahah…yeeeeaaaahhhh…you like me. You really like me…”

  6. I’d gladly shoot my webs at her.

  7. “Lemme try this once again…pffffft…nope, I still can’t whistle.”

  8. You’d think with all her money she could afford more than nursing home hair.

  9. Nobody wants to tea bag Gidget. Nobody.

  10. Can’t hate on Sally. Love her.

  11. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Even without her Nun outfit, she can flap her loose neck skin sufficiently fast enough to make herself fly.

  12. hate this backward, racist sack of garbage.

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