1. Hopefully he washes his fist after bumping it with a homeless guy before he bumps Panettiere’s appendix with it.

  2. JimBB

    Two people who don’t speak English very well.

  3. Shouldn’t he be wearing a cape and punching out Russian troops in his homeland?

  4. Wonder Twin Powers Activate!
    Shape of a Huge Boxer!
    Form of a short blonde with no internal organs!

  5. “Way to bang a midget, bro.”

  6. “Hey man…How does she blow you?”
    “…on her tipy-toes.”

  7. allonzo

    That homeless guy is Putin’s assassin with a fistful of plutonium.

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