1. JimBB

    “Would you like me to sign your copy of Lord of the Rings book, love?

    “No, I was actually hoping you would write an apology.”

  2. Marketing Mike

    He was so-so in the first Pirates, and that was his career peaking.
    Zulu was another crap part, in a crap movie, in his crap career.
    Nothing personal, he just can’t act.

  3. Nothing in this photo will gain any of my attention until we discuss the size of that motorcycle license plate.

  4. thebutlerdidit

    “OMG, YOU were the Disney tramp that used to fuck Bieber???”

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