OK, Now turn your head and cough. HA! Just kidding, you don’t have a hernia. Although I now have an STD on my hand . . .
I’ve always wanted to watch this “woman” get cancer…
She has drugs in a body cavity somewhere.
Someone page TSA agent Dyke Stinkfinger.
how a full body scanner gets the herps..
Face looks like a dude from the side.
Apparently the skank detector was broken!
We’ve already seen her skill in sausage hiding…
Not pictured: Paris begging TSA to do a full body cavity search
The two TSA agents behind her are awaiting word from their supervisor as they both refused to do a search without hazard pay or HAZMAT suits.
is this the new mandatory armpit shaving station? I’ve read about this new TSA security measure.
Dissatisfied with the results of the first photo of her full body scanning TSA adventure, Paris asked for a retake!
“Ma’am, we asked you to place all carry-on luggage on the coveyor belt.”
“Then what is this I’m looking at on the scanner?”
“(duh) My vagina.”
“You’re gonna have to empty it.”
“But my plane leaves in an hour.”
We have a winner!
When I stand on my tiptoes, does it make my boobs look bigger?
… but it adds about 30 inches to her height.
looking at this just gave me an instant hard on…
She looks just like this german soldier that used to come on base and flirt with me. His name was Jon. I’m a little worried.
I’m hooked on a feelin…high on believin…that you’re in LOVE with ME
Watch out! She’s carrying a snuke!
The TSA is carrying out Operation Hot Dog in a Hallway on unsuspecting celebrities.
I wonder how many balloons of gum they found in the caviety search.
She’s on her tip-toes.
Pay particular attention to her head…plenty of room in there for God knows what.
why is she on her tip toes?
because the last time she was in that pose she had a noose around her neck and a gun in her face.
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