Tobey started realizing he might have made a mistake in hiring Andy Cohen as his Masculine PR expert…
Tobey Maguire *IS* Tom Cruise *IN*:
Risky Business 2: Electric Butt-a-loo
Will Poorly Act For Food
I got MY shirt at Ian Somerhalder’s House of Shirts!
And duck lips have reached a new low.
Duck lips & bitch tits.
Filming the new Spiderman, the one where he actually turns into a termite.
Simon Cowell must be around, He’s gone into suckle mode.
Oh, no, he’s EVIL Spider-Man again! Somebody ring a church bell!
Does he have cancer?
“Spider-Duck”? I don’t get it…
Blue Steel Full Retard
So that’s why he decided to stop playing Spider-Man. The mask hides the duck lips.
Harry Dean Stanton circa 1940
Casey Anthony’s new disguise.
hEY TOBEY!!! We know your not him anymore but can you make the spiderdouche pose one more time!!!
Tobey Maguire meets Ewan McGregor meets a really gay guy aka Tobey Maguire.
The circle of flamer life.
“Hello…I’m Lindsay Lohan.”
looking a little like David Tennant
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