superficial

  1. Wow, Nicole Kidman looks Mexican next to her…

  2. EricLr

    Are we sure this is Gwen Stafani and not every girl in every thrift store in Portland?

  3. MarkM

    NO WIRE HANGERS!

  4. Grand Poobah

    FASHION FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. The Brown Streak

    Thank God for SPF 4000 sunblock.

  6. Contusion

    A whiter shade of pale.

  7. cc

    Who is the fairest of them all?

  8. brit

    belly: 1, resurgent career: 0

  9. JC

    Sorry I’m not home right now
    I’m walking into the ocean
    Because no one
    likes crappy ska-rock.
    A likely story, but if you’ll pay me
    I’ll call you back.

  10. chloe

    i’ve always wondered, if she wiped her face on a towel, would it leave an imprint like the shroud of turin?

  11. I still totally would. She can do no wrong… except maybe marry a douchenozzle like Rossdale.

  12. lily

    i love gwen!

  13. tlmck

    I have “no doubt” she is no longer hot.

  14. She’s not white…she’s fucking translucent!

  15. BostonBruin

    I’ve seen darker glasses of milk.

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