His fucking iPhone commercial.
I’m thinking he should do a commercial where he goes “Siri, can you pick out my wardrobe?” I mean, how much worse could she do?
I love how he brings his “Mad Scientist Lab Assistant” everywhere with him.
totally laughed out loud
He made one mistake when he did RED: he went full retard.
I made a poop on the plane all by myself!!
Oddly everybody, looks similar to Malkovich, and they are all carrying tiny versions of himself within the luggage, and those tiny versions, are carrying action figures of Malkovich.
i would’ve “liked” this but your punctuation, grammar and syntax are atrocious.
Siri, WTF am I?
He’s being followed by elderly James Franco.
Franks and Beans!
The sun’s been shining for three days straight now in Dublin and I’d have to say, compared to everyone else, he’s pretty well dressed
Looks like 6 old bags in one picture!!!!!!!!!!
I always wondered what Napoleon Dynamite’s dad looked like.
Everyone off the short bus!
He really is turning into weird grandpa.
It’s Spock with the body of a fat dyke.
Mamma said to stay right here and wait for her.
I mean, who stands like that?!
There is no doubt he went full retard.
Pinky and the Brain
You never go full retard! DAMMIT Malkovich, you KNOW that!
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