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Ripe melons in a snug hammock…
Looks more like Ho Ho….
Not pictured: Black microphone
Did you see the circus act where the lion puts his head in her mouth?
The lion puts his head in her _____________???
“WHAT UP HOFFF?”
Well, imagine that…Andy was right. They do feel like sandbags!
“Ice goes in here.”
Haha, square boobs
Ugliest. Implants. Ever. How can she possibly be proud of these Frankentits ??
“That guy masturbating furiously in the bushes outside of my house was named Tony?”
Every way, in every hole.
Her pie hole matches her boob gap.
I simply cannot believe this never used to be a man.
“Plastics, son. That’s where the money is.”
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
It’s nice they make blow up dolls for the blind.
Moo
The plastic surgeon made that boob gap so Coco would have a place to stash her lunch.
Provides a spot to hang the feed bag actually.
So talented it hurts.