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  1. dontkillthemessenger

    In a better world, she’d be wearing the t-shirt with him on it.

  2. cc

    He won’t make it off the starting line if KITT is as old and broken down as he is.

  3. rantatonne

    “HEYYYYY COCOOO!”

  4. Contusion

    Can you get a DUI BEFORE you get behind the wheel?

  5. “Get the fuck out of here, Farrah Fawcett was in ‘Cannonball Run’ and not ‘Gumball Rally’? Now I’m going to look like a douche.”

  6. Joe

    One had anal cancer, and the other is just a cancer on everyone’s anus.

  7. The Royal Penis

    I think someone is confusing the Gumball 3000 for the Goofball 3000.

  8. If I would have had that t-shirt back in the day, it would have saved me a step.

  9. Raoul

    Hey, look at the dead celebrity. No, the other one.

  10. Blech

    If I shoot a stream of water into his mouth, will it accumulate until the point it all makes his head explode?

  11. “I can eat 3000 gumballs.”

  12. That guy has to be one of the most disgusting people on planet Earth…

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