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  1. With hats like that they should all have bowls of soup.

  2. Johnny P!

    The “Sexiest Man in the World” does not conform!
    Damn you, stupid hats… I go my own way!!!

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    I’ve always wanted to wipe a booger on a celebrity. I just hoped it would be Jared Leto.

  4. Doctor_Joystick

    Bradree Coopah no get memo about hat.

  5. That guy is about to replenish Cooper’s “hair gel”.

  6. EricLr

    Who says the Chinese are taking over?

  7. neo_v

    so which tennis hottie is he banging these days?

  8. And welcome fans to the 1st annual Asian hat day here at French Open. All fans displaying epicanthic eyefolds will receive a courtesy hat complements of Ian Somerhalder’s House of Hats.

    • Grand Poobah

      shouldn’t that be Somerhalder’s House of rats (or superdeer as its sometimes called over there!)

  9. Josephus

    So they all DO look alike!

  10. kimmykimkim

    Which one is he?

  11. cc

    So, they swapped the green tunics for gay hats. And that makes them capitalists?

  12. Grand Poobah

    how many douchebags with hats can you stuff in a stadium?

  13. Contusion

    Just put the fucking hat on.

  14. doogleberg

    Me Chinese,
    Me play joke,
    Me flick booger
    in Bradley’s Coke.

    Hahehahehahehahehahehaheha!

  15. egg solo

    Kim jong un looks pretty good in pink.

  16. neo_v

    chick in the black outfit is pissed someone didn’t tell her it was going to be hot out….

  17. flatspottin'

    One of these people is not like the others…

  18. “I tell you who is champion of dis game. I pick da winner for you.”

  19. $50 bucks the Smails kid picks his nose.

  20. IbePiglet

    THERE WAS NO PICKAGE!!!!!!!

  21. Blech

    Bradley Cooper stole that seat, a great dishonorable act to Sandra Oh (back right).

  22. Joe

    Class of 2012 Nguyen’s strike again! They so clever.

  23. kaylia

    and thus began Bradley Cooper’s inexplicable yellow fever

  24. “Can you believe it? I finally get to the turnstile and they’d just ran out of hats!”

  25. El Jefe

    One of these things is not like the others,
    One of these things just doesn’t belong,
    Can you tell which thing is not like the others
    By the time I finish my song?

  26. The Asian dude in the center has a secret nose-phone and he’s using it to flirt with the woman two seats to his left, who has a secret mandible-phone…

  27. Mike

    My agent is sooo fired! He told me I’d be the hottest dude there. Should have checked the Weather Channel.

  28. bethy

    I will drink your Kool-aid for a cheap buzz…but I will not wear the hat.

  29. anticon

    When you see him you’ll shit bricks

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