superficial

  1. Doctor_Joystick

    You know what else is slimming? Abortions.

  2. Looks like we have a map of the multi-verse on that dress.

  3. EricLr

    Yeah, well you try maintaining your Saved By the Bell figure when you’re 50 years old and impregnated with a beach ball, asshole!!

  4. Grand Poobah

    Think she should be wearing a weight lifter’s belt! ewwwwwwww

  5. The Brown Streak

    “Really? She’s had another one? Dang, I can’t even get one out before Jennifer Garner gets four out. How does she do it?”

  6. She has the fucking ugliest maternity clothes ever!

  7. I fucking loved “Showgirls”

  8. Mickey01232000

    If that dress were silver you could write Goodyear on the side of it!

  9. CranAppleSnapple

    Why would anyone try to top Jessica Simpson?! There’s no prizes for that!

  10. Colonel Angus

    You show girl!

  11. yeahh

    it must be a pain the ass to be pregnant. Having to carry a ball on your stomach uggh

    im never having babies

  12. tlmck

    On the set of her new movie: “Showgirls 2: The Aftermath”.

  13. anny_nonomous

    Peter Dinklage is way taller than I realized.

  14. MisterSuccint

    The new maternity line from the Monica Lewinsky collection.

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