Uhmmm there’s a time to stop being so method, Elijah… Put the knife down…
What an amazing night. First I kill Jake Gyllenhaal and now everyone is applauding me for this movie!
Creepiest ventriloquist dummy ever.
What’s even more creepy—he hasn’t aged in over 30 years:
Arrrrgh, I saw that movie when I was a kid and scared the shit out of me. Now, the nightmare is back. Thanks.
He suddenly remembered the time he got a glimpse of Emma Watson’s naked ass.
At a screening of Maniac, or just being one?
I can’t believe I’m having gay sex in a crowd and nobody even knows…uh oh, that guy with the grey beard just noticed.
George Lucas notices everything to do with screwing a hollywood icon.
Finally getting the pony he’s always wanted for his birthday.
Is that the boyfriend behind him, or just a very special friend he picked up in Cannes?
Always with his shirt buttoned right to the top. With no tie. Why are Americans unable to dress themselves properly? Cultural problem? Genetic problem?
Most Americans can and do dress “properly” when it’s necessary, but prefer not to when they don’t need to. Nobody died because Elijah Wood didn’t wear a tie.
Just for the record, I like the way Elijah’s dressed here, at least from what I can see.
No, actually they can’t, and they don’t. I don’t have a problem with him not wearing a tie. BUT THEN HE MUST UNBUTTON HIS GODDAMN TOP BUTTON.
Hey, Your Mother… fuck her. :)
playing a little game called “just the tip”.
“Is that you Bilbo? **Squeals with delight** It IS you!!!”
“So if your hands are on my shoulders, what is that thing that’s poking me in the…???
Casting for The Devil’s Alley II
Stop squeezing his neck so tight. His eyeballs are about to pop out.
Permanent Rape Face.
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