superficial

  1. Uhmmm there’s a time to stop being so method, Elijah… Put the knife down…

  2. EricLr

    What an amazing night. First I kill Jake Gyllenhaal and now everyone is applauding me for this movie!

  3. Creepiest ventriloquist dummy ever.

    • What’s even more creepy—he hasn’t aged in over 30 years:

      [img]http://teleport-city.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/magic.jpg[/img]

  4. cc

    He suddenly remembered the time he got a glimpse of Emma Watson’s naked ass.

  5. Matty

    At a screening of Maniac, or just being one?

  6. MarkM

    It’s IN!

    I can’t believe I’m having gay sex in a crowd and nobody even knows…uh oh, that guy with the grey beard just noticed.

  7. The Brown Streak

    Finally getting the pony he’s always wanted for his birthday.

  8. Cock Dr

    Is that the boyfriend behind him, or just a very special friend he picked up in Cannes?

  9. Your Mother

    Always with his shirt buttoned right to the top. With no tie. Why are Americans unable to dress themselves properly? Cultural problem? Genetic problem?

    • Trek Girl

      Most Americans can and do dress “properly” when it’s necessary, but prefer not to when they don’t need to. Nobody died because Elijah Wood didn’t wear a tie.

      Just for the record, I like the way Elijah’s dressed here, at least from what I can see.

  10. playing a little game called “just the tip”.

  11. HawaiianZ

    “Is that you Bilbo? **Squeals with delight** It IS you!!!”

  12. “So if your hands are on my shoulders, what is that thing that’s poking me in the…???

  13. Perspective

    Casting for The Devil’s Alley II

  14. King Diamond

    Stop squeezing his neck so tight. His eyeballs are about to pop out.

  15. Pine Table Fever

    Permanent Rape Face.

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