Is this what Woody meant when he said put my Coke in a cup?
Checking for traces of lipstick on his shorts after a quick trip to the Porta-Loo.
Contrary to urban legend, if you use it too much it does NOT fall off..
they look like they ride the short bus
YOU MAKE THE CALL!
“Can you spot which one of these men didn’t wear a condom in the past 48 hours?”
Woody’s smiling because it’s the first lineup he’s been in where he’s the least embarrassing person there.
It’s the first lineup he’s been in where he wasn’t a suspect!
like Wesley Snipes before him, Gerard Butler falls victim to Woody’s Ben-Gay-in-the-jockstrap trick…
Gerard is checking to see if the scotch from the hotel mini-bar is still there.
You can say kids are cruel if you want but the one looking in his pants is always last to be picked
Well they all have their own certain charm.
Now that is what I call a method actor. I BELIEVED that Gerard Butler was David Beckham.
Thanks for that Mike, I am so pleased you came out…
WHERE IS MY PENIS?
Who’s going to tell him the white powder is really just Cruex?
Why does it seem they’ve all made a wrong turn in Albuquerque?
They’re definitely going to win.
the tall one on the left looks good.
Yes Gerard, despite being placed next to your acting peers, you’re still the biggest Hollywood prick on the field.
Gerald Butler: “Is my dick still there? Is it?”
James McAvoy: “I think I’m having sympathy itches for you, Gerard.”
Mike Myers: “My hair is the exactly the same as it was in 1992.”
Gerard Butler: “Guys, didn’t you say the zipper goes on the front?”
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