superficial

  1. Wonderful, Fassbender’s (giant) straw was what broke Cooper’s back and turned him gay…

  2. That’s right, ladies. This is happening…

  3. Bill Clinton

    “Wait… Jeremy Renner’s got his hand out, asking for a man-sack in it…. be right back.”

  4. tlmck

    I always suspected Cooper played for the other team.

  5. And now Cooper is pregnant.

  6. “I think it was rub to STICKS together to start a fire”
    “No trust me. I was a boy scout.”

  7. “Fer fuck sake…the things we do just to appear on Dancing With the Stars.”

  8. In London, where everything is gay.

  9. dontkillthemessenger

    In Jeremy Renner’s defense, we’ve never seen him take a picture like this.

  10. Swearin

    “Oh, shit, sorry Brad, um…”
    “Hey, bro, it’s okay, just let it happen”

  11. Never bring a pocket knife to a sword fight.

  12. I hope Fassbender bitchslaps him with his giant weenar…

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