1. Mmmmm….piece of candy.

  2. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    The older they get, the more their standards slide. What happens when people only know you off DVDs, and not the big screen itself.

  3. that’s the face of pulling young pussy from the bar and not having to pay for it.

  4. Chick looks like Sasha Grey.
    *pulls out Sasha Grey porn collection* It’s gonna be a great night

  5. See that pair of glasses in his hand? I’ll bet THEY’RE older than his date!

  6. Phoenix

    The original Fassbender. (Actually, the true heir to Milton Bearle.)

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