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  1. tlmck

    She’s baaaack!!!

  2. “im so…..happy ..SAD, HAPPY!!!! You know that new antidepressant you take to make the other antidepressant work better? Im on that and I fell like….hugging, KILLING SOMEONE!”

    • Yes, she reportedly has issues with depression, which must be all the more unbearable because, you know, rich and famous… IMO such issues are due to moving through one’s life without making any lasting friends… so, DON’T DO THAT.

      • Yes, indeed, people who suffer from depression are always entirely responsible for that condition, since they have no lasting attachments or friends. From childhood, they are all homeless transient orphans with attachment disorders, because there’s no such thing as causality and effect.

        Do you ever bother to listen to the shit that your so-called brain generates first, or do you just say “Fuck quality control, let’s roll with that!”?

      • Sage advice from welldoneson, m.d.! Words to live by.

  3. This isn’t doing much for my Hampton.

  4. Dammit, enough! I said I’d wear sunblock.

  5. yourmom

    My favorite part of the day is when my meds kick in…. Look! A unicorn!!

  6. Cuddles

    No wonder Andre Agassi did a shit ton of meth.

  7. Every time I see this woman with that terrifying grimace on her kisser, I hear the screeching sound dolphins make when they are being attacked by great white sharks.

  8. Dang, I was going to masturbate the The Blue Lagoon today. Thanks for ruining it.

  9. cc

    Liver disease isn’t funny.

  10. This is why you don’t get your veneers on an installment plan.

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