HOLY BEJEEBUS! Is that a McRib?
You know that scene at the end of Star Wars where Luke sees Obi-Wan, Yoda, and Anakin? Now picture John Belushi, John Candy, and Chris Farley.
“Why is my cardiologist here?”
You are what you eat.
I would do anything to lose weight, but I won’t cut out the fat.
Is he still singing “Paradise by the Dashboard light”?
I hope so. Damned funny song.
I was just thinking the same thing. I’ll bet it’s still part of his repertoire ‘cuz Patti Russo is the gal he sung it with.
“…gal he SANG it with.” Where the fuck did SUNG come from. I’ve never even been to Mississippi!)
“What do you mean the buffet is closed?”
Marie looks OK, but Donnie is a mess.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, my arm is numb, and I smell burnt toast!
Cher has looked better.
Bob…had bitch tits.
Oh. My. God.
Hey! When did he get fat again?
Menopause is a bitch.
Bring me Solo….and a cookie.
She just grabbed his ass.
He would do anything for fudge, but he won’t lose fat.
I hope he doesn’t end up with a fist-ula from that…
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