superficial

  1. I LOVED him in “Office Space”.

  2. What a no-talent ass clown.

  3. green meanine

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAait…did I leave the iron plugged in?!! Woooooooo woooooooo woo.

  4. Vlad

    Wait a minute…I WAS an extra in Dune after all.

  5. Is that an animatronic hipster Regan from Disney’s Hall of Presidents?

  6. “It is with a heavy heart that I announce that since my hair was cut, I can no longer sing. And my hats don’t fit.”

  7. tlmck

    Clint Eastwood has had some work done.

  8. “No, I am not going to sign your Transformers poster!”

  9. Man, if he would just do a duet with Kenny G already, my life would be complete. Also, 60 year old women everywhere would start squirting all over their Lexuses (Lexi?).

  10. This is what “Fox and Friends” does when they want to RAWK.

  11. Someone drop him off on the island of turdtooga

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