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  1. “Still not gonna drink that piss beer” (Sulks in the corner and masturbates furiously)

  2. DeucePickle

    That is one fantastic hynee. I mean it….that thing’s good.

  3. Paparazzi photography has truly been revolutionized by the invention of the fine-ass-detecting auto-focus technology.

  4. Bill Clinton

    “Come on, one of you guys must want to put your ball-sack right here.”

  5. “and everybody saw you let one rip”

  6. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    She’s a shining example to women everywhere. No ugly tatts in sight, not fake shit bolt ons attached to her chest. No fake tans running into shades of orange.

  7. Sales of Bud Light will now increase exponentially.

  8. She is perfection.

  9. lily

    Amazing ass. she has a perfect body.

  10. Note to Gwyneth Paltrow: This photo is proof that when People Magazine named you the “Most Beautiful Woman in the World” the label was purely titular in nature, having nothing whatsoever to do with fact.

  11. Rumor has it that she has a face .. but with an ass like that, who cares? ;)

  12. Jussayin

    No way is she drinking that butt err bud light

  13. cc

    Interesting, I saw a job posting for Victoria’s Secret the other day. I wonder, if I mention my desire to see Candice Swanepoel’s ass live and in person once in my life in my cover letter, will that help me get the job?

  14. journalschism

    While hot ass and beer has long been a Madison Avenue staple, I’m sure this pic brings a collective “Fuuuuuh…Why didn’t WE think of that?!?” face-palming to every ad agency who sees it.

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