superficial

  1. DeucePickle

    Please Lambert, don’t hurt ‘em.

  2. sweet doubloons, ya butt pirate.

  3. princess camletoe

    god only knows what you had to do with Justin Bieber to get his pants.

  4. catapostrophe

    I always forget–what’s he supposed to be?

  5. tlmck

    He’s an insanely great singer. Heavy on the insane.

  6. “At my signal…unleash HIV.”

  7. MC Hammer and Dave Navarro’s uber-gay love child.

  8. Beware, Viennese evildoers! It’s Fruit Bat!

  9. meeps!

    Now THAT’S gay!

  10. And soon, the world would witness the greatest illusion of all: He had escaped the closet as only David Blaine could.

  11. Camel toe, TO THE MAX!

  12. He’s got the gay magician look down pat.

  13. bernard

    his colon is terribly prolapsed -
    hangs down to his knees

  14. dontkillthemessenger

    Oddly enough, Jeremy Renner has taken a photo this gay.

  15. I like how when he’s at his gayest, Adam Lambert looks like Criss Angel.

  16. And his junk is freely dangling and hanging.

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