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  1. If you can view this picture and not imagine him saying “Get outta here” in a Boston accent, you are a better man than I…

  2. tlmck

    Jogging flash mob?

  3. Brown University is in that other New England shithole, Providence, Rhode Island.

  4. Jeez Ben, the black chick is holding a camera. Stereotype much?

  5. N8V

    Big deal. I hear Matt Damon’s been giving him brown degrees since childhood

  6. WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BRINGING UP THAT WHOLE “THINK FOR YOURSELVES” IDEA??? THIS IS BROWN GODDAMMIT! GET IN THE LIMO YOU FOOLISH MAN.

  7. “You told me this was Harvard!”
    “I know…RUN!”

  8. I didn’t know honorary degrees were available in Beard Cultivation and Hot Chick Husbandry.

  9. why is he so fucking frightened?

  10. Swearin

    “We gowta get da fawk outta harr! Wad ya pahk da cah?!”

  11. cc

    Run! Someone wants you to sign a Gigli dvd!

  12. That’s his ‘Jennifer with a strap-on’ O face

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