Is today’s “Crap” sponsored by Bud Light? If so, apropos.
Say, Shia—is there an actual, inside studio for this “class”? Because if not, you might just be paying some guy to punch you on the street.
Silkscreen is not a “martial” art.
I knew he’d eventually be broke and homeless.
He’s marshalling the art of odd sock wearing. Damn you tough, bro!
“Oh man…I *knew* that second beer would be a mistake…”
(….I will finally be able to KICK ASS next time some bouncer tries to kick me out of a Hollywood bar….)
Hahah he finally wants to win a fight so he’s looking for a master to teach him.
At a martial arts class?! Is he the punching bag?
If he is the punching bag … where do I sign up?
” I swear I was famous…what happened?”
Huh, so it’s true for celebrities too, everyone likes the smell of their own brand.
“Why won’t they let me in?”
It doesn’t look like he’s at a martial arts class. It looks like he’s sweating off a hangover and waiting for someone to give him a dollar or two to buy “a hair of the dog.”
This is what they are calling ‘homeless’ these days?
Soon, my master tells me. Soon I’ll hold my own against Justin Bieber.
Sweet, when does he fight Danny Bonaducci?
Being an entitled douchbag “artiste” must be exhausting
‘LaBoeuf vs Fat Vancouver Guy – The Rematch’. Coming soon on pay per view.
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