superficial

  1. Suitcase contents: crossbow and bandolier.

  2. Don’t fall for it. She looks half-way hot here but ONLY and BECAUSE of the aviators. Take the sunglasses off and it’s like opening the Ark of the Covenant, your face will melt off just like the Nazi’s.

  3. she flew in to swat those pesky planes away from the top of the Empire State buidling

    old joke, sorry.

  4. When your ass is wider than your luggage, you need to get on a treadmill.

  5. Seriously fat, seriously ugly, seriously huge.

  6. Robb7

    Oink!

  7. Ron

    I see she’s wearing her work pants.

  8. There’s a difference between “I fit in these jeans” and “these jeans fit me”

  9. There’s something to be said for sleeping with a big girl. A girl who could ride you and break you in half, then eat those halves and bathe in your blood.

    And that something is…don’t.

  10. I didn’t know the Hulk could freeze mid-transformation.

  11. Did she get her lips inflated for the wedding?

  12. Too fat for those pants, but thin enough to be a part of Kim’s wedding.

  13. Senor Trout

    Big Ang + better stylist = this

  14. Judging from her knees, she got the funding for her next project.

  15. Ronaldo

    Noooooo….i thought she was staying in Paris…with the rest of that clan.

  16. fred

    She looks like a Bond villain. Cuntrapussy? GolddiggerFinger? BlowBlackGuysForMoneyFeld? Felicity WillingToDoAnyghingForMoney? Ms. Big (Ass)? Dr. No (unless you pay me, then Yes)?

    It will come to me.

  17. Btreese

    I’m guessing the knees on all her pants are dirty or worn….

  18. I think she’d be fun to climb all over, while seeking new, fun and interesting places to insert my penis.

  19. For some weird reason I want to fuck her.

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