Suitcase contents: crossbow and bandolier.
Don’t fall for it. She looks half-way hot here but ONLY and BECAUSE of the aviators. Take the sunglasses off and it’s like opening the Ark of the Covenant, your face will melt off just like the Nazi’s.
she flew in to swat those pesky planes away from the top of the Empire State buidling
old joke, sorry.
When your ass is wider than your luggage, you need to get on a treadmill.
Seriously fat, seriously ugly, seriously huge.
I see she’s wearing her work pants.
There’s a difference between “I fit in these jeans” and “these jeans fit me”
There’s something to be said for sleeping with a big girl. A girl who could ride you and break you in half, then eat those halves and bathe in your blood.
And that something is…don’t.
I didn’t know the Hulk could freeze mid-transformation.
Did she get her lips inflated for the wedding?
Too fat for those pants, but thin enough to be a part of Kim’s wedding.
Big Ang + better stylist = this
Judging from her knees, she got the funding for her next project.
Noooooo….i thought she was staying in Paris…with the rest of that clan.
She looks like a Bond villain. Cuntrapussy? GolddiggerFinger? BlowBlackGuysForMoneyFeld? Felicity WillingToDoAnyghingForMoney? Ms. Big (Ass)? Dr. No (unless you pay me, then Yes)?
It will come to me.
I’m guessing the knees on all her pants are dirty or worn….
I think she’d be fun to climb all over, while seeking new, fun and interesting places to insert my penis.
For some weird reason I want to fuck her.
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Khloe Kardashian at JFK Airport in New York City. (May 25, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN