Uma Thurman and Quentin Tarantino at the closing ceremony for The 67th Cannes Film Festival. (May 24, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
You know, I never did get why he kept casting her in his movies and then it hit me: She has huge hands and feet.
When did Quentin Tarantino start looking like Grandpa Munster?
When he stopped looking like Mac Tonight.
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Quentin Tarantino was born looking like Grandpa Munster.
“Mm, you had a pedicure. Didn’t you, baby?”
‘Uma, will you be Judy to my Punch?’
The reason he keeps casting her is because she’s the first woman who could be around him for more than 5 minutes without telling him to STFU.
Her breath must smell like feet.
As does his.
“Do you wanna see my extended version of Django Unchained? Spoiler alert, Django is what I call my penis.”
You know uma means horse in Japanese? Now show me your hooves and I’ll cast you in my next movie.
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