Gerard Butler on the set of 'Gods of Egypt' in Sydney, Australia. (May 27, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“Well, I mean it’s a historically accurate place to poop, but it’s not what I had in mind when I asked the prop guys for a port-a-potty in the background…”
“….but I can still bang a chick in it.”
“My ancient vinyl will fit nicely in these!”
“This Is STORAGE!”
THIS IS ILL-CONCEIVED ARMOR!
“What’s in the bahx”?
‘There are no Nazis in here!’
Look, we’ve had it with you, Butler! Pack up your shit and GTFO!
This Ark is special; rays of energy will strike down anyone who says he can’t hide his Scottish accent in any role
“How the fuck am I supposed to bang any bitches in this fucking thing?”
“Aye ’tis but a wee box bu’ I ken keep me haggis in it fer a snack.”
Oh Scottish stereotype alert!
Only when it dawned on him that he did not have corn the previous night, did he realize somebody else shit in his box.
Step 2: Put your dick in the box
“Dammit, this cooler is empty!… Who took my Zimas?!”
Did he borrow Russell Crowe’s costume from “Gladiator”?
“Hey! Who drank all the fookin’ beer?”
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