superficial

  1. Alamander

    “Look Mom! No career! I MEAN HANDS! Fuck! ……I meant hands.”

  2. Alamander

    …Is also probably wealthier than I’ll ever be.

  3. There is something just kind of magnificent about this photo.

  4. cajunhawk

    This is the ultimate form of swag.

  5. cc

    I’m just waiting for that hoodie to get caught in the spokes.

  6. I wonder if he’s … Going Home.

  7. Rico Jones

    The most impressive thing about this photo is that it was captured at a stand still. That bike is NOT in motion.

  8. I wonder where he stores his sax.

  9. j/k

    That’s a really old bike.

  10. JimBB

    YOU TAKE MY PICTURE AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER AND I’M GOING TO FORCE YOU TO LISTEN TO EVERY ONE OF MY ALBUMS, EVEN THE SHITTY EP’S!

  11. The Winchester

    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

  12. I love this guy.

  13. If this picture had sound, it would be Kenny G farting ‘Songbird” – without lifting a butt cheek.

  14. KtothaJ

    I never leave home without my Saxophone. Can you guess where it is?

  15. isn’t that sideshow bob?

  16. rican

    Without Lance next to him, Mathew gets lonely on his bike.

  17. fuckface

    I wonder if he’s
    *removes sunglasses*
    … Going Home.
    YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!

  18. Little Known Fact: His handle bars convert into a tenor sax.

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