Miley Cyrus performing in Lyon, France. (May 24, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I’d be willing to bet one of my kidneys this is a poster hanging on the CDC’s wall…
We have a winner folks.
“GIMME A ‘V’ FOR…UM…COOCHIE, Y’ALL!!”
“Sir, how exactly did you get skid marks ON TOP of your hood?”
For a moment, I was elated thinking the car had run her over.
When startled Trailer Park sluts go to their default position.
It’s funny when the French pay to go see Pumpkinhead’s shenanigans. Some of them probably bought shirts and shit. Ha ha!
I can’t imagine who actually pays to see this stupid bitch and her idiotic stage “show.” It’s proof that music really is dead and that people have zero taste. Coming up next: “Ass, the Movie.”
I suspect that someone smarter than us all has figured out how to make Miley Cyrus and her antics work for him.
Someone got a little chucky since she had to quit doing blow. I see a second chin growing.
I’m actually surprised no one has captured any browneye shots yet considering all Miley does is bend over, spread her legs and pull up on her thong.
Ireland Baldwin on the other hand went surfing just that one time….
I suspect we’ll be seeing all of Miley, from asshole to teakettle, by year’s end.
I often think she spends a lot of time fucking herself with fruit.
“Is she lip-synching?”
“No, the microphone is on.”
“That wasn’t my question.”
This what female empowerment looks like in the 21st century. It’s a beautiful world.
How attention whores drive.
She just keeps providing me with masturbation material. Such a thoughtful woman.
I’ve often dreamed of taking her in this position. Coincidentally, the look on her face is the same.
Her parents must be so proud.
Oh, come on. What’s a bitch got to do to get laid ? I can’t put it
out there anymore than this !
“No y’all, I’m being serious, can someone reach in there and grab the car keys? Rick Ross needs this back by 9.”
She is seriously desperate for attention.
if this is what democracy leads to, I’m rethinking my rejection of Socialism.
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