1. Nailing a slew of hot women will never take the stain of the Lohan off your soul….

  2. That awkward moment when your Firecrotch Superherpesyphilisaids flares up at a pool party with your new girlfriend.

  3. cc

    A spray party….I’ll bet.

  4. j/k

    She’s biting her lip because she wants to ask him why he has a map of a prison tattooed to his back.

  5. Definitely an upgrade from Lindsay.

  6. wow, more of that chick please!

  7. “So you really fucked Lindsay Lohan?”


  8. Blonde. Sunburn. Nice tits. Well done PhotoBoy.

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