Is that cum? On your glasses?
You’re goddamn right it is.
He just can’t face the fact that he’s bald
I’m pretty sure half that hairline is makeup.
Good Lord, I can understand the wig, but why a fake soul patch also, a creepy one at that?
Xenu stole it from him
I thought a soul patch was just below the lip? This is like a Hitlerised goatee.
I was struggling with that when I wrote it, was not sure whether to call it a goatee or a soul patch so I ran with soul patch.
Either way it looks ridiculous.
It is a Ball Scratcher; silly
No, John… I haven’t considered a career as a Masseur.
“Yeah baby, after this I’m heading over to Super Cuts for a trim. My toupee has gotten so bushy.”
Hair today, gone tomorrow…
That hairpiece is *undetectable*…from orbit.
They got the same shit in Europe that we have here, just a lil different.
For example, over there they don’t call a hairpiece a hairpiece.
What do they call it?
What do they call a closeted gay man?
Hey, I asked you not to bring that shit up….
Downrated by a Pulp Fiction hater.
He’s still got style – those sunglasses are all the rage for middle school girls!
Never expected to see him in the sunlight.
“Good evenink. You are so young and full of life, such vitality. I vant to suck your…vell, you know…”
He should make a Battlefield Earth 2. It can’t be any worse than his hairpiece.
It’s not the insecurity or vain denial that surprises me. It’s the fact that anyone can have the patience to sit through a procedure where 50,000 hairs are plugged into your scalp.
Come on John it’s not such a hard question…when was the last time you had straight sex?
My Douche turns up to 11
You would think with a religion named what it is named they would have some actual scientists that could perfect a better hairpiece.
Suit by Versace
Underwear by Calvin Klein
Hair by 3M
That’s no soul patch, that’s a landing strip for tiny penises that could Cruise by at any time.
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