She could wear an SS uniform and I’d still bang her stupid…
“Aha! Yes, I see. Paula Patton looks waaaay hotter through these!”
Now that she’s wearing beer goggles, I finally have a chance! Right??
A stupid picture on Instagram – are you sure that’s not Ireland Baldwin?
2 of my favorite things…er, 4 of my favorite things
Get it? 2 beers and 2 boobs? Ah, forget it.
For those of you pointing out the goofy pair of glasses, it shows more character to come out to your friends and family.
Fishlipped whore is overrated.
I hope the sorority house is locked when you get there, too.
First time I realized she had a nose.
You can keep the bottles, I’ll take the jugs.
I’m not sure that’s approved safety eyewear for Uncle Terry photoshoots. Usually you need some sort of splash proof googles if there is a high chance of getting bodily fluids splashed in your eyes. Universal precautions, bitch.
She kind of looks like a way better looking Calista Flockhart.
Alright. She’s already on her way. You know the phrase “3 sheets to the wind’? I’m gonna need her to be at about 10 sheets for me to have a shot.
You mean unconscious? I think you mean unconscious and stranded on a desert island.
Semantics that will interfere with your semen-antics.
Why are here breasts so awesome?
Genetics and Photoshop.
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♬♬♬ I’m heavenly blessed and worldy wise ♬♬♬
♬♬♬ I’m a peeping-tom techy with x-ray eyes ♬♬♬
♬♬♬ Things are going great, and they’re only getting better ♬♬♬
♬♬♬ I’m doing all right, getting good grades ♬♬♬
♬♬♬ The future’s so bright I gotta wear shades ♬♬♬
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Emily Ratajkowski posted this pic to Instagram. (May 23, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN