1. “You can never have too many pairs of pants”

    -Keifer Sutherland

  2. Lita

    I’d like some of them french fried pataters.

  3. EricLr

    I like to wear my jean jackets from the 80′s and pretend I’m still young.

  4. It’s a commercial for hair plugs for men with bitch tits.

  5. Did they cancel that stupid show of his yet?

    I saw so many commercials for it I wanted to strangle that mute kid.

  6. I had no idea you could put a belt on a pair of sweatpants.

  7. Bonky

    He has less than 24 hours to find a place that will fix the zipper in those pants.

  8. It looks like he’s mid pee-pee dance.

  9. Little Tongue

    A mohawk on top of a cone head? So unsexy…

  10. Raaaaaaaa

    Jack Bauer looks for a 24-hr drycleaner

  11. Wouldn’t pay that nickel for a plastic bag, eh?

  12. Indigo Leopard

    Tell me this doesn’t look gay.

  13. Oz Matters

    I guess the bio pic about Eric Morecambe was green lighted.

  14. King Diamond

    He’s got the Pedo look down.

  15. The Thrift Shop refused to buy his old clothes! Denied!

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