superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Sometimes the eyes of the short lady in front says it all.

  2. El Jefe

    This joke just writes itself.

  3. We don’t have the budget for a boom mic operator.

    Just have Mario balance it on his head.

  4. EricLr

    I surround myself with people too senile to realize I’m gay.

  5. Frank Burns

    And in the background, Jerry Sandusky struggles to reconcile Lopez’s age and boyish.

  6. Not the first time Mario had a 14 inch black tool land on his head.

  7. Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy

    “So you think I got a shot with a Kardashian now?”

  8. The Pope

    Looks like he’s all set to interview John Travolta.

  9. Oz Matters

    I understand this is what is worn by the Kardashian dentist.

  10. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    Donkey and carrot, Hollywood style.

  11. Fussy Hussy

    Olive Oyl’s more imressed with spinach.

  12. Joaquin ingles

    Those old people are like “He sure ain’t no Ricky Ricardo.”

  13. Is that a dimple or a dent? To the left, to the left, everything you own in the mouth to the left…

  14. Indigo Leopard

    Looking at the mic her face says it all: Hmm, long, black and shaped like a rod. I like it!

  15. MisterSuccint

    “Exterminate. Exterminate”

  16. “So, Jena, I bet you’re wondering how I was able to balance my penis on the top of my head…”

  17. I’ve always loved Jena Malone. So talented.

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