Sometimes the eyes of the short lady in front says it all.
This joke just writes itself.
We don’t have the budget for a boom mic operator.
Just have Mario balance it on his head.
I surround myself with people too senile to realize I’m gay.
And in the background, Jerry Sandusky struggles to reconcile Lopez’s age and boyish.
Somebody call 911! Frank had an aneurysm.
Nah, I lost interest halfway through again. Been kind of a boring news week for celebs.
You sure that isn’t Bob Ueker? He IS on the front row!
Not the first time Mario had a 14 inch black tool land on his head.
“So you think I got a shot with a Kardashian now?”
Looks like he’s all set to interview John Travolta.
I understand this is what is worn by the Kardashian dentist.
Donkey and carrot, Hollywood style.
Olive Oyl’s more imressed with spinach.
Those old people are like “He sure ain’t no Ricky Ricardo.”
Is that a dimple or a dent? To the left, to the left, everything you own in the mouth to the left…
Looking at the mic her face says it all: Hmm, long, black and shaped like a rod. I like it!
“So, Jena, I bet you’re wondering how I was able to balance my penis on the top of my head…”
I’ve always loved Jena Malone. So talented.
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Jena Malone with Mario Lopez on Extra at The Grove in Los Angeles. (May 21, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News