1. Pretty Vacant.

  2. Sad Keanu is sad.

  3. Nonnie Moose

    The only man in Hollywood whose wax dummy at Madame Tussaud’s has a higher IQ than he does.

  4. The Pope

    I didn’t know it was possible to catch Down’s Syndrome.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    I guess in part 4, Neo comes back to eat all of the machines.

  6. Chris

    Looks a bit like Man of Thai Food.

  7. Well, he has the David Carradine thing down; sappy, pale and pasty. All he needs is a crate of vodka, and eightball and some Thai ladyboy hookers!

    “T’ai Chi my ass long time!”

  8. Vladimir

    There may been no spoon, but I guarantee you there was a spork…

  9. pinkslime

    “I still know kung fu”

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