Keanu Reeves at a photocall for 'Man of Tai Chi' during The 66th Cannes Film Festival. (May 20, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INF Daily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
But we don’t care!
Sad Keanu is sad.
Swollen Keanu is swollen.
The only man in Hollywood whose wax dummy at Madame Tussaud’s has a higher IQ than he does.
I didn’t know it was possible to catch Down’s Syndrome.
I guess in part 4, Neo comes back to eat all of the machines.
Looks a bit like Man of Thai Food.
Well, he has the David Carradine thing down; sappy, pale and pasty. All he needs is a crate of vodka, and eightball and some Thai ladyboy hookers!
“T’ai Chi my ass long time!”
There may been no spoon, but I guarantee you there was a spork…
“I still know kung fu”
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