But we don’t care!
Sad Keanu is sad.
Swollen Keanu is swollen.
The only man in Hollywood whose wax dummy at Madame Tussaud’s has a higher IQ than he does.
I didn’t know it was possible to catch Down’s Syndrome.
I guess in part 4, Neo comes back to eat all of the machines.
Looks a bit like Man of Thai Food.
Well, he has the David Carradine thing down; sappy, pale and pasty. All he needs is a crate of vodka, and eightball and some Thai ladyboy hookers!
“T’ai Chi my ass long time!”
There may been no spoon, but I guarantee you there was a spork…
“I still know kung fu”
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Keanu Reeves at a photocall for 'Man of Tai Chi' during The 66th Cannes Film Festival. (May 20, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INF Daily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN