1. Reminds me of my last date… except there were far fewer witnesses.

  2. In a related story, Alec is scheduled to have double hernia surgery next week.

  3. I guess he wants it to be ironic when he does eventually fly into a rage and kill her only to deliver her body to the police and claim it was the Republicans.

  4. Josephus

    Isn’t this how his last marriage ended?

  5. Back breaker!! Do it, Alec!!!

  6. tiger balls

    SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!

    OHHHH YEEEEEEEAHH!

  7. Despite his lawyers’ best efforts, the judge decided to make an example of him, sentencing him to time served and 30 days of unsupervised rehab… in Maui.

  8. Just_AS_it_IS

    “HAHAHAHA it seems I can’t read french… I thought that sign said ‘dispose of properly’”

  9. Hey now! Let’s not turn this date-rape into a murder.

  10. “Wow…this is just like the night we met…”

  11. And just like that, the Alec Baldwin of 2027 popped in an giggled at how much hair he used to have and how thin he once was.

  12. Furpoh

    With all his money, you would think he could afford a breath-mint or two…………………huh??

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