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  1. Dude, don’t bother with the whole emancipation thing. I get the feeling that your dad will be totally cool with you bringing trannies home. Call it a hunch.

  2. DeucePickle

    Thanks for holding the door, Jon Lovitz

  3. The tranny in the back look like Will Smith in drag.

  4. Nonnie Moose

    Yeah, that’s right. I’m a Belieber, bitch.

  5. tlmck

    Poor little guy. The nipple fell off his bottle.

  6. Krazee Thug Nutz

    I hate this loser.

  7. “Mommy makes me carry baby powder so I don’t get a rash.”

  8. I’ll bet ya he cant ride that board for shit and the entitled little douche just carries it around as an accessory to look hip.

  9. Jaden spilled juice on his street clothes, so he had to wear the motion capture suit home.

  10. is this the son or daughter?

  11. Batu Khan

    The doorman just reexamined his life choices that lead to him holding the door for Jaden Smith.

  12. HE’S THE WORST.

  13. Vlad

    Jaden has to wear those motion capture suits all the time so they can CGI a real actor, even in paparazzi shots

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