superficial

  1. The pros catch each other eyes, silently acknowledging that it was a great idea to charge $500 more to be photographed by the paparazzi.

  2. The Rolling Stones have ingrown toenails older than these two skanks.

  3. Only the finest of whores for Mr. Feldman.

  4. Nonnie Moose

    Poor guy is trying so hard to be Charlie Sheen.

  5. So, there is no God.

    Oh, wait, those two are paid by the hour?

    Never mind.

  6. “I shall call him.. Mini-Sheen.”

  7. Ladypants

    So looks like science finally linked the appendix to shame.

  8. I just want to know where he gets those jackets.

  9. Right now, Prince is staring at the broken lock on his storage unit and wondering who stole all his stuff from the 80′s.

  10. Dude, it’s … it’s so obvious. Like .. SO obvious.

  11. oh well duh, HE IS their pimp not their customer. All this time I’ve been saying ‘where’s he get the dough to pay those unlucky skanks?’ They’re giving his ass a cut. He likely shares the dealing duties with Greico.

  12. Keith Richards looks great as a blonde.

  13. Hookers or not, those are two great looking women. And to think that little piece of shit gets to…*breaks down sobbing*…goddamnit, where’s my bottle of hemlock?

  14. Batu Khan

    - One good thing about him.
    - What?!
    - When, inevitabley, I’ll give you the “No money is worth this!” look, I can look straight at you without him seeing it.

  15. Schadenfreude

    It’s a new Oreo flavor – 2 sweet cookies with a douchy center.

  16. Vladimir

    Enjoying your Big Gulp Mr. Feldman?

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