1. It’s just not a film festival without Sharon Stone’s nipple.

  2. Nonnie Moose

    I’m sorry, Sharon, but you are never, ever, ever going to live down King Solomon’s Mines. It’s going to hang around your neck like a rotting albatross for all time. Okay, probably more like a rubber chicken made up to look like a rotting albatross, but you get the idea.

  3. Nice receding hairline.

  4. Buddy The Elf

    Nice Cannes.

  5. Furpoh

    Rumour has it she has an aversion to brown paper bags. Simply because she can’t act her way out of one !

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