Mickey Rourke at Nikki Beach in Cannes. (May 19, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
God damn that’s fucking creepy.
And that’s the most normal he’s ever looked.
Are you joking? Because he was hot as hell, in the before times.
He also used to look like this.. http://www.surgeryafter.com/wp-content/uploads/surgery-photo-3/Celebrity-Mickey-Rourke-Plastic-Surgery-Before-After.png
That’s true, but ‘ever’ means ‘ever’, which includes this –
he fucks guys
Proof ? And UFOs anally probe you!
Is that the secret hand signal?
Doctor’s orders. If he doesn’t hold his junk, it falls off.
He couldn’t find his pocket and his hand needed a place to go.
David Lee Roth?
“I’m so famous that I can fondle my tip in public and people don’t mind. In fact, they love it. Isn’t life great?”
I have to keep the end squeezed. It keeps the clap from leaking out till I’m ready.
Mickey he looks great, he’s lost a lot of weight in his penis. He’s proud of it too.
He’s just holding the tip and waiting for Jonah Hill to kiss it.
I doubt he was invited. He’s probably seen how successful Tara Reid has been in Cannes so he’s just there trying to get a cabin boy job.
Why do some of these celebrities and rappers all grab their stuff all the time. It looks like they never get any and are masturbating in front of us. This fad is so discussing. Some guy at a McDonald’s was looking at me, and he started to do this. Now, did he really think that I would be impressed….No, I thought he was a creepy perv, and I ran the hell back to my car.
I’m with Fish. Looks like hes drunk & trying to coyly grab get a few good squeezes in to make it to the mens room and play it off like its still sexy at his age to grab his junk. If the camera’s weren’t on him, he probably would have dropped trou right there on the beach.
I think I found Bieber’s real father.
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