Joe Francis with his pregnant girlfriend Abbey Wilson in Beverly Hills. (May 19, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
That’s the face of a guy who really doesn’t want to go to PMITA prison.
You never forget what happens in the prison showers.
Prison or baby?
Three seconds before a left uppercut to the jaw.
This dude always has a the look of a teen just caught wanking it.
He just had a vision of his girls doing porn in the future. Oh, sweet karma.
Good going, girl! You really found a keeper!
The look of happiness
Did she JUST tell him that she’s pregnant?
Would love to see his reaction if someone told her to show them her tits.
“Joe Francis with his PREGNANT girlfriend Abbey Wilson”
Judging from the look on his face, he just found out himself.
“Umm, honey, why do these paps keep asking us when the baby’s due? Honey?”
“I’ve made a huge mistake.”
No drugs here. Move along, folks.
Reality show: When Douchebags Attack.
Someone’s having flashbacks of the time he reached down to pick up the soap in the showers.
JF: ‘Jesus, give me the courage to step in the path of this bus coming down the street.’
JC: ‘Who said that?…Joe Francis? Done!’
I believe it was the Reverend Rodney Dangerfield that said: “The next time you get in a fight with your girlfriend, try knocking her down!”
I’ve made a terrible mistake.
This couple is always such a ray of sunshine!
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