“I love your necklace, I want to get one for my girlfriend. Can I see you wear it when completely naked in my hotel room? You and my girlfriend have the same body type and I need to be sure it’ll look good.”
Black guy thought bubble: “Is Monsieur Candy stealing my girl?”
“Wanna’ hear a secret? Unlike Channing, Jonah really did kiss my tip…”
This guy never stops. Good for him.
So it’s OK for Leo, but George Clooney is a perv? Hmmmm…can anyone clear this up?
“Do you think you could introduce me to Bieber over there?”
Does he only have one hat, that stupid dipshit hat?
I bet it smells. Looks like it smells.
hey that’s his pussy Hat. Impregnated with pussy juices of all his dates.
“And speaking of cans…..”
uhhh, Jack Nicholson gave him that hat.
You’d wear it too…
“Is it ok if Jonah watches? Because he’s watching right now.”
Just kiss the tip, ok? I promise that’s all you gotta do! Promise, baby!
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Leonardo DiCaprio at Gotha Club in Cannes. (May 20, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN