1. “It has quite a different shape than say your average 103 year old broodmare wouldn’t you say?”

  2. My guess is that Prince Chuck share’s Fish’s fondness for Kim’s fat cans.

  3. Somebody should tell Camilla that plaid makes her look fat.

  4. Little Tongue

    “That would be a great model for you to get installed, milady.”
    “You should of thought of it before we got married, you poor sorry wanker of an ass.”

  5. JimBB

    “Ah yes, ‘tits.’ I’ve heard of these. It’s what nannies feed children with, yes?”

  6. George P Burdell

    Well done, sir. It is the spitting image of Diana on our wedding night.

  7. Sean Connery likes to wear his kilt when out and about.

  8. Swearin

    “We don’t get out much, your Majesty…”

  9. “… and you simply chisel away all the parts that aren’t a naked woman.”

  10. Welcome to Canada Prince Charles, you’ll find we have plenty of off-leash areas for Camilla.

  11. “So you’re from Clan Campbell? Excellent! Wonderful! Ummm…tell me, what is the secret to your tomato soup?”

  12. “I believe this statue has given me what commoners call a ‘boner’ “

  13. “Look Camilla, he did with wood what God failed to do with you.

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