Billy Crudup at the premiere of Too Big To Fail in New York City. (May 16, 2011)
Whoa, now…. Take the creepy enthusiasm down a notch Billy. Some of us have to be able to sleep tonight…
You know who’s not too big to fail? Billy Crudup, that’s who.
“You know how when you fart and then try to pretend it wasn’t you? Smile like me.”
Holding in a bong hit 101.
Billy Crudup reacts with bemusement, to the various images in today’s “Crap We Missed” at the Superficial.
Looking like a crazed, meth tweaking pyschopath.
Not a hair out of place. Oh wait…
That’s the face of a man who knows the world has seen his giant blue wiener.
…or who just double-motorboated Alison Brie AND Kat Dennings a few pictures ago.
Young Billy Thompson told his 4th grade substitute teacher his last name was pronounced “Crudup” and has been holding in a giggle ever since.
Also, I would like to point out that this entry violates the tradition of boobs as the last “thing we missed” of the day. Violates it like a catholic priest at a disabled kids summer camp.
Hello, I am rich and famous but have no talent. I am a male Kardashian.
“Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. Hmm.”
Dumped Mary-Louise Parker, stuck in a nowhere career, caught here in the act of figging. Well played, sir!
Holy crap that made me laugh…thank God I work from home.
I guess he just couldn’t let go of the fact that Mary Louise Parker doesn’t have a penis.
He is not a Golden God.
I saw this face once before, in a shower at Scout Camp.
The smile says ‘I got a role, I got a role!’
I thought that was Gavin Rosdale having a bad day.
Didn’t he play Nikademus the indian on Grizzly Adams?
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