superficial

  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    finally a use for all those VHS tapes.

  2. So that’s where the VHS of the original MIB went.

  3. Johnny P!

    Have her scrubbed and brought to my tent!

  4. EricLr

    Wow, sex slaves at U.S. premieres are considered in bad taste.

  5. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    i always wanted to know what would happen if the Venom Symbiote attached itself to a woman.

  6. Doesn’t the White House crasher bitch have the same name?

  7. The Pope

    Your move, Rihanna.

  8. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Congratulations Micaela, that dress is in the running for the worst atrocity ever within the borders of Germany.

    Quite the accomplishment.

  9. Cookie

    “What this outfit needs is a cardigan.”

  10. it had to be said

    Yeah. I think she’s pretty hot too.

  11. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    Looks like we’re going to have to replace the head

  12. it had to be said

    BTW, google tells me this is actually not very risque for her.

  13. Bonky

    Is this what they mean by sex tape ?

  14. Cock Dr

    It’s “Worst Dresses EVER” Day on the SW.

  15. dinosaurland

    “Oh this? Just something I whipped together last minute at an estate sale in the senior’s trailer park. Why do you ask?”

  16. Quick! push rewind and get rid oof that tape.

  17. Blech

    The face… makes me think of a slow Toni Braxton.

  18. C’mon, girlfriend, beat me, whip me, make me write bad checks…

  19. See? I told you VHS is going to make a comeback.

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