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  1. He keeps some nuts stored in his cheeks in case he gets winded and needs a pick me up during the concert.

  2. Johnny P!

    In Moscow,, this is new, cutting-edge music.

  3. EricLr

    No, that’s Axl Rose performing with Axl Rose’s band. Guns n Roses broke up 20 years ago.

  4. “I want all 12 of you out there to clap your hands and sing along…”

  5. Swearin

    “Welcome to the jungle, we’re Guns N’ Roses only in name…”

  6. The Brown Streak

    Axl’s new tour includes the hit songs “Welcome to the Buffet” and “Sweet Ribs of Mine”

  7. Crissy

    Dude’s about to blow a clown’s nose!

  8. sprub

    Even the guitarist’s hat is a pale imitation of the real thing

  9. j/k

    He should have let this one die.

  10. Contusion

    A parody of a parody.

  11. Gun & Rose.

    Plural would be an actual band.

  12. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    New album: Appetite For Everything.

  13. “Take me down to a Buffet City where the plates are clean and the cashier’s pretty!”

  14. I didn’t know Axl Rose was Kid Rock’s creepy uncle.

  15. “sha na na (cough) na na na (wheeze) knees! (gasp) knees! oooowwah (hack hack) I’m going watch you scre-” (takes a seat at the edge of the stage).

  16. Georgio

    Dancing with Mr. Bratwurst

  17. Jonesy

    Paradissssssssssssssausage!

  18. “In Soviet Russia, even black microphone is red!”

  19. joe

    Welcome to the drive-thru, we got fries and shakes.

  20. Bootology

    looks like he’s been living on axl grease.

  21. rawfodog

    Mr. Gallstone

  22. tito

    Jowels n Roses

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