superficial

  1. If that’s not the “I shall not be made for my pastrami sandwich” look, I don’t know what is…

  2. Uh oh. Looks like Leo took him to lunch for The Talk.

  3. “I’m feeling a bit bloated, I’ll just take the right side of the menu for lunch. I’ll be back for the left at 4th meal.”

  4. ” If there isn’t something deep fried in front of me in 5 minutes I will go off on the cook!”

  5. rstak

    “Thanks for meeting me at Hugo’s. Speaking of Hugo, have I told you about my friend Marty?”

  6. Veronika Larsson

    Whaddya mean Leo’s not coming? I can’t eat without Leo. Are you sure Leo’s not coming? Because I’m pretty sure Leo’s PA said he would be here and then we could have lunch together. So maybe I should wait…are you SURE Leo’s not coming?

  7. In the interest of full equality:

    “Moooo!”

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    Ummm, Leo and Marty were supposed to meet me here for lunch to discuss our next project. Let me just call them quickly…

    “The number you have dialed is not in service.”

  9. Marketing Mike

    Nice Weight Loss, he’s bigger then before the gastric bypass.

  10. Joe

    I thought it was Chris Christie at first.

  11. dennis

    I bet he is looking directly at himself in a mirror because that’s his best friend.

  12. “The movie’s done Jonah, you need to stop calling me, okay?”

  13. He’s got a ‘serious’ appetite.

  14. Lasagna hog

    “Is it happy hour yet? …is it happy hour yet? …”

  15. JimBB

    Worst Godfather movie ever.

  16. “I’m sorry, Mr. Hill, but the buffet ended at 2:00.”

  17. “I’ll have what they’re having.”
    “Who, sir?”
    “Everyone.”

  18. having a whale of a time

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